It's finally here! The Non-Exotic Car Club!
May 10, 2014 23:48:17 GMT -5
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Post by SYNTHINX on May 10, 2014 23:48:17 GMT -5
THE NXCC: Suburbia's Premier Mid-Range Car Club
It took us six hours and four overpasses, but it is finally here! The deluxe cruiser-class car club for downbeat dads and midday moms has arrived! The Non-Exotic Car Club is the car club for all walks of life... just so long as it has J.D. Power & Associates 4-star safety rating. Our cars may not be speedy or eye-catching, but they are family tested and mom approved! Practicality is what it is all about!
If you like to cruise at a whopping 35 mph in residential zones on your way to run errands for your deranged mother-in-law, or have more Happy Meal french fries in your back seat than you've eaten in a lifetime, then this is the Car Club for you! Our members are hardcore enthusiasts of meeting needs with functionality with many non-custom class vehicles available within their family budget. Whether picking up the dog up from the groomers or dropping off your Uncle Fred at the bus station, we accelerate moderately and quietly to get from point to point within the posted speed limits! Button those sweater vests, we're going for a spin!
Our members are esteemed day-to-day civilians with nothing to prove! You'll see us frequenting parking lots of our favorite spots and popping the hoods of our stock cruisers! Next time you find yourself at the local elementary school or church parking lot, look for us showing off our ride of choice and blasting NPR at a reasonable level. Watch out suburbia, we're in your 'hood. That's short for 'neighbor'hood, y'know.
So you want to join do you? No need to bother. Chances are, you already have! Our club consists mostly of Sedans, Vans, and SUVs; we don't do anything too exotic! We roll unmodified vehicles because, let's face it, we're just trying to break even on fair market value. Worried about staying out past your well-established bed time at 9:30? Not to worry! We've got schedules to keep and ends to mend, but you'll find our meets fit within conventional schedules as we start at 4:00 p.m. and are gone by 5:30 p.m. Can't spend too long gossiping about our soaps and co-workers when there's dinner to make! Weekdays our favorite spots are school parking lots which allow us to congregate and wait for our little darlings all at the same time! On the weekends, McDonald's is the place to be... so long as it has clean facilities and a Play Place to unload the kids. We also frequent church parking lots to stave off unwholesome influences AND the devil.
If this sounds like the club for you, make sure you bring your favorite jalopy, keep it under 35mph and cruise it on in and join us as we comment about the weather and complain about the laundry we still have to do after cooking dinner and picking up the kids. Golly, bring the kids (and maybe Uncle Fred if he's on his meds) and pass the Capri-Suns! In the Non-Exotic Car Club speed is not of the essence, but functionality and practicality are keen!
We're still working on that slogan.
If you like to cruise at a whopping 35 mph in residential zones on your way to run errands for your deranged mother-in-law, or have more Happy Meal french fries in your back seat than you've eaten in a lifetime, then this is the Car Club for you! Our members are hardcore enthusiasts of meeting needs with functionality with many non-custom class vehicles available within their family budget. Whether picking up the dog up from the groomers or dropping off your Uncle Fred at the bus station, we accelerate moderately and quietly to get from point to point within the posted speed limits! Button those sweater vests, we're going for a spin!
Our members are esteemed day-to-day civilians with nothing to prove! You'll see us frequenting parking lots of our favorite spots and popping the hoods of our stock cruisers! Next time you find yourself at the local elementary school or church parking lot, look for us showing off our ride of choice and blasting NPR at a reasonable level. Watch out suburbia, we're in your 'hood. That's short for 'neighbor'hood, y'know.
So you want to join do you? No need to bother. Chances are, you already have! Our club consists mostly of Sedans, Vans, and SUVs; we don't do anything too exotic! We roll unmodified vehicles because, let's face it, we're just trying to break even on fair market value. Worried about staying out past your well-established bed time at 9:30? Not to worry! We've got schedules to keep and ends to mend, but you'll find our meets fit within conventional schedules as we start at 4:00 p.m. and are gone by 5:30 p.m. Can't spend too long gossiping about our soaps and co-workers when there's dinner to make! Weekdays our favorite spots are school parking lots which allow us to congregate and wait for our little darlings all at the same time! On the weekends, McDonald's is the place to be... so long as it has clean facilities and a Play Place to unload the kids. We also frequent church parking lots to stave off unwholesome influences AND the devil.
If this sounds like the club for you, make sure you bring your favorite jalopy, keep it under 35mph and cruise it on in and join us as we comment about the weather and complain about the laundry we still have to do after cooking dinner and picking up the kids. Golly, bring the kids (and maybe Uncle Fred if he's on his meds) and pass the Capri-Suns! In the Non-Exotic Car Club speed is not of the essence, but functionality and practicality are keen!
We're still working on that slogan.
Of course you don't always roam alone! Meet-up with the NXCC at closest Taco Bell because the wife is cooking meatloaf tonight!
sounds way too exciting to me
